I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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