Need sex. Gaining weight.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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