Non-Jews are for practice
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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