kristin has been a bad kristin
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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