i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
zippers are such a cool invention
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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