10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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