it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i barfeds in our rink
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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