Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my being single is dangerous.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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