Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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