Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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