Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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