It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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