dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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