who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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