It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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