I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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