Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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