Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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