u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The air was thick with penises
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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