why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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