I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
two words...techno handjob
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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