everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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