One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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