My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
