Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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