They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
