They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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