i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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