Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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