I've blown a few things in my day
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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