i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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