Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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