Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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