did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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