you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I don't think brook has ever known best
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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