i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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