we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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