i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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