Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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