Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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