Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
they're like a gay fantastic four
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Two words: blizzard sex
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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