remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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