Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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