That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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