i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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