that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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