so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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