question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.