I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC