I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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