I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.