I am puke
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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