The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
