Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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