Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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