I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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