So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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