what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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