Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
do nipples grow back?
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