I wanna bring you to show and tell
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
