it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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